Little gems that make me smile just to think about -

• I’m so ready to dance like a ridiculous mf.
• I know what to do with the meat.
• We’re dirty, we’re not trashy.
• Remind me to pull the key out of the wheelchair.
• I’m an Altoid Mint – curiously strong!
• My favorite language is British.
• Oh, my weiner!
• You’re not right in the head.
• I don’t do boys well.
• We’re the Michigan Story
• Keep shoving stuff in till it feels right – that’s how people found out about mushroom.
• Put it in your mouth and swallow it like a horse pill.
• Slam it like a lady.
• You gotta whack it like you want it.
• Life is funny and so are we.
• tot-ness.
• I pretty much don’t care about everything (not one of the usual suspects – simply overheard!)
• Here’s a bottle – suck on it!
• Sometimes I ignore what I notice. . .it’s called denial.
• I’m not a big fudge eater.
• Wait! Pigs don’t fly.
• This is liquid awesome.
• You have a problem with hot pink meat.
• You know what my goal tomorrow is. . .to not get drunk at Charley’s.
• Person 1: Do you want 2 straws? Twice the flow? Person 2: If I want more, I’ll just suck harder.
• Shake and blow, shake and blow…. I’m just giving instructions.
• It’s not itching… more like touching.
• Just put it in my mouth.
• Are you gonna lick this?
• Pretty soon I’m going to put it in your mouth.
• Stab it and cook it.
• You just stick it in there?
• I lost my meat?
• Only 4-leggers
• There’s a video on how to stick it in – Class guest speaker